Valentines Sucks Dicks Candy 3oz Bag

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Valentines Sucks Dicks Candy — 3oz Bag | Funny Anti-Valentine's Day Candy

Feeling jaded about Valentine's Day? Embrace your inner cynic with Valentines Sucks Dicks Candy — the hilariously irreverent adult candy that's the perfect antidote for the lovesick and the love-scorned alike. Each 3oz bag contains approximately 100 pieces of delicious candy that lets you savor the sweet taste of delightful irreverence.

Whether you're nursing a broken heart, finding the whole Valentine's Day hullabaloo nauseating, or just want to make your friends laugh, this cheeky candy is guaranteed to resonate with your inner cynic. A perfect anti-Valentine's gift, gag gift, or party favor!

Why You'll Love This Candy

  • ~100 pieces per 3oz bag — plenty to share (or not)
  • Hilarious anti-Valentine's Day theme — perfect gag gift
  • Delicious flavors that make the irreverence even sweeter
  • Perfect for Galentine's parties, adult gift bags & naughty humor lovers
  • A crowd-pleasing treat for cynics and comedians alike

Specifications

  • Weight: 3 oz per bag
  • Quantity: Approximately 100 pieces
  • Theme: Anti-Valentine's Day / adult humor
  • Brand: Little Genie
  • Ships from: USA to USA
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