Rev up your sense of humor with Big Truck Nuts! The ultimate gag gift for any bachelor party birthday bash or hilarious White Elephant exchange. Surprise your friends and watch their faces light up with laughter when they see these eye-catching fake balls hanging proudly from your car hitch. Make a bold statement on the road and let everyone know who has the biggest balls around! These conversation starters can easily be attached under the rear bumper or trailer hitch or hung from anything you'd like to adorn a set of balls with. Now you can choose an even bigger set of balls to hang! These nuts are heavier wrinklier and make an even bigger statement! Don't miss out on this playful decor that promises to keep you and others entertained!

Easily attach your Truck Nuts under the rear bumper or trailer hitch with chains rope or zip ties. As they travel along with you you'll be getting noticed for your well-endowed item!

• Gag Gift: Perfect gag gift to sneak into a bachelor party birthday White Elephant gift exchange or just as a surprise for a friend!
• Make A Statement!: Let them know who has the biggest balls of all by hanging them where all can see!
• Car Decor: These easily under the rear bumper or trailer hitch with chains rope or zip ties (not included).
• Extra Large!: These extra-large truck nuts are bigger badder and more wrinkled than the others!

Measurements:
Length: 10.7 inches
Width: 6.3 inches
Height: 3.7 inches

Rev up your sense of humor with Big Truck Nuts! The ultimate gag gift for any bachelor party birthday bash or hilarious White Elephant exchange. Surprise your friends and watch their faces light up with laughter when they see these eye-catching fake balls hanging proudly from your car hitch. Make a bold statement on the road and let everyone know who has the biggest balls around! These conversation starters can easily be attached under the rear bumper or trailer hitch or hung from anything you'd like to adorn a set of balls with. Don't miss out on this playful decor that promises to keep you and others entertained!

Easily attach your Truck Nuts under the rear bumper or trailer hitch with chains rope or zip ties. As they travel along with you you'll be getting noticed for your well-endowed item!

• Gag Gift: Perfect gag gift to sneak into a bachelor party birthday White Elephant gift exchange or just as a surprise for a friend!
• Make A Statement!: Let them know who has the biggest balls of all by hanging them where all can see!
• Car Decor: These easily under the rear bumper or trailer hitch with chains rope or zip ties (not included).

Measurements:
Length: 7.5 inches
Width: 4.3 inches
Height: 2.2 inches

Ostrich Black Feather Tickler (Display)

Luxurious genuine ostrich feather will keep the most shy partner from burying their head in the sand.

Includes 6.

• Double-sided design for more impact play
• 22" length for convenient travel

Cheer the F*ck Up
Positive Sh*t to Color Your Mood Happy

By Caitlin Peterson

Paperback; 128 pages

Color your way to a brighter f*cking day!

When life gives you lemons you can make lemonade (because that sh*t is delicious) or you can color your way through the pages of Cheer the F*ck Up. Whether you need a reminder that you're the queen of f*cking everything that your spirit animal is a majestic unicorn or that you're a boss-ass betch you can flip through more than 60 hand-drawn mouthy illustrations that are as sassy and divine as you are. Thanks to tear-away pages go ahead and share your colorful works of happiness with friends family or unassuming strangers. With Cheer the F*ck Up you can channel your disillusionment and penchant for profanity into creative works of gleefully sarcastic art. Grab your sparkly gel pens and make each of these hilarious designs glittery as f*ck.

Unapologetically sexy and ferociously fun! Take away one sense and your other senses become heightened: taste touch sound. Sexy soft and simple add this favorite to your line of Sex Kitten accessories.

Leather Vampire Gloves (Medium)

Soft thin sexy leather gloves with a fierce side: prickly metal points on the palms fingertips. Great for sensory play try these with a blindfold for an intense ticklish sensation.

With his submissive nature bubbling up to the surface Roped Up Rover has got himself trussed up in bondage rope and is ready for a dominant pup to take control of him! This naughty leather pup has always wanted to be tied up in rope and let others have his way with him. He's so naughty in fact he even prefers it when you put an eye mask on him so he can't see who is performing hot and horny things to him. Roped Up Rover is definitely a sub in the dog bed and is the best boy as he patiently sits by your feet fully restrained and ready for any other horny puppies to watch as he gets his rocks off!

Measurements (approx.)

• Depth: 11.8 in.
• Height: 6.7 in.
• Width: 7.1 in.

This elegant piece crafted from animal-printed faux leather is adorned with subtle gold hardware making it a stylish accessory for any occasion. The gold ring that hangs from your neck can be used for playful tugs or to attach a leash adding an extra layer of excitement to your encounters. Wear it as a bold statement or a discreet symbol of your wild side and let your inner feline shine.

• Leaves a paw impression
• Fixed chain for faux-choking play
• Gold hardware chain and 1.25 in. ring
• Fits necks 15 in. to 17 in.

• Adjustable 1" (2.54cm) wide collar
• Removable chain leash
• Removable wrist strap
• Buckle closure
• Embossed COQUETTE logo
• Total collar length: 18.25" (46.4 cm)
• Fits neck size 12.25" (31cm) to 16.25" (41.2 cm)
• Total leash chain length: 14" (35.5 cm)
• Wrist strap circumference: 11" (27.5 cm)
• Metallic Vegan Leather/Metal Chain

Door Jam Kit

The quickest set-up ever! No installation and won't leave marks on doors! Place the straps over the door then close firmly. Great for travel to hotels and no-tell motels. Comes with one pair of adjustable cuffs and two door jam straps.

This easy-to-use sling allows you to stay in those perfect positions for the best angles of penetration! The soft neck and leg rests provide comfortable cushions as you recline while the tethers use your own body weight to keep those thighs high and mighty. Neither you nor you partner will have to hold those legs up with your hands anymore leaving them free to roam to other body parts. Wrap the comfortable leg rests around your thighs or put your feet in them like stirrups. With your legs pulled back your partner will be able to reach greater depth and always hit the right spot resulting in a more satisfying experience for both of you! The neck rest ensures that you have a better view than ever before.

The Saffron Thigh Sling holds legs up effortlessly leaving hands free. Slide the padded straps around feet or thighs. Quickly adjust legs up and down by pulling and releasing the straps connected to the neck pillow. Comfort and support mean deeper and more effective penetration even for those with strength or mobility limitations.

• Fits up to 32 inch thighs
• Soft neck and leg rests
• Allows for the best angles of penetration

• Adjustable elastic headband for a personalized fit
• High-quality memory foam design
• Divots for nose and eyes for comfort and complete darkness

The London Collection Collar and Leash by Ouch! is comfortable yet sturdy and will put you in total control! Made of bonded leather it features an iridescent finish on its hardware giving it a high fashion look that is sure to please more than the eye. All Shots toys come with a 1-year warranty.

Cum Rag Towel

This functional and humorous towel gets right to the point. Machine washable and clearly marked it makes a practical gift for you or someone you love.

You F*cking Got This
Motivational Profanity to Color & Display

By Caitlin Peterson

Paperback; 80 pages

Sweary encouragement and empowering art to color

A new collection of profane but motivational sayings and fun illustrations to color and display anywhere you need a little extra boost. This book doesn't hold back in reminding you what a f*cking badass you are no matter how often you need to hear it.

Designed to be worn anytime anywhere the Ex's & Oh's Crystal Day Collar is a statement of both style and connection. This elegant collar combines ruby red crystals with a matte black chain creating a striking piece that balances beauty and boldness. Secured with a lock it adds a touch of playful submission while remaining discreet enough for the bedroom or as a stylish accessory outside. Whether you wear it to symbolize ownership or simply as a bold fashion statement this versatile collar lets you carry your connection with you wherever you go.

• Designed for discreet wear with stunning red gems and black chain
• Custom black lock and key keeps collar in place
• Wear tightly or loose with an adjustable length from 9" to 20"
• Materials: 50% Iron Alloy 40% Acrylic 10% Zinc Alloy

The Milan Collection Collar and Leash by Ouch! is comfortable yet sturdy and will put you in total control! Made of bonded leather it features an iridescent finish on its hardware giving it a high fashion look that is sure to please more than the eye. All Shots toys come with a 1-year warranty.

The Paris Collection Blindfold by Ouch! keeps your lover in the dark building up the anticipation. Made of bonded leather it features an iridescent finish on its hardware giving it a high fashion look that is sure to please more than the eye. All Shots toys come with a 1-year warranty.

Explore the irresistible allure of the Amor Collar and Leash to guide you towards intoxicating sensations! Immerse yourself in a world of tantalizing pleasure with this ex9uisitely crafted accessory adorned in a captivating red vegan leather and adorned with a dazzling black heart embellishment. Feel the magnetic pull of desire grow stronger with each passing second as you surrender to ecstasy.

• Comfortable 19.5" adjustable red vegan leather collar with buckle clasp
• 36" chain leash with red vegan leather handle
• Slightly curved metal heart comfortably resting along the collar

Materials: 55% PU 35% Iron alloy 10% Zinc alloy

Packaging type: Box
Packaging: 11.25" H x 5" W x 1.5" D

• Can be used to create shibari designs
• Silky smooth texture
• Metal leash clips
• Metal cap details
• 2 pieces at 16' long (4.8 meters)
• Thickness: 1/4" (0.7 cm)
• Synthetic Fiber/Metal

Inner F*cking Peace Artist's Coloring Book
31 Irreverent Stress-Relieving Designs

By Joy Ting (Illustrated by) Peter Pauper Press Inc. (Created by)

Paperback; 64 pages

Welcome to the irreverent world of Inner F*cking Peace! Color 31 saucy sayings "MA" maxims and tasteless truisms!

Heavyweight paper is superior to that of other coloring books.
• Designs are printed on only one side of a page - no bleed-through.
• Each page is micro-perforated for ease of removal and display of your artwork.
• Acid-free archival-quality paper helps preserve your work.
• Ready to transcend the bullsh*t and find your bliss? Grab this badass coloring book and immerse yourself in a sea of tranquility. Namaste bitches!
• Color 31 sayings with accompanying artwork on acid-free art-grade paper.
• Coloring book measures 9-1/2" wide x 9" high.
• For artists and colorists of all abilities.
• MATURE CONTENT.