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Feeling jaded about Valentine's Day? Embrace your inner cynic with Valentines Sucks Dicks Candy — the hilariously irreverent adult candy that's the perfect antidote for the lovesick and the love-scorned alike. Each 3oz bag contains approximately 100 pieces of delicious candy that lets you savor the sweet taste of delightful irreverence.
Whether you're nursing a broken heart, finding the whole Valentine's Day hullabaloo nauseating, or just want to make your friends laugh, this cheeky candy is guaranteed to resonate with your inner cynic. A perfect anti-Valentine's gift, gag gift, or party favor!